Monthly Archives: February 2010
21.05.12
In 1992, when I peed my
pants in Miss Cindy’s preschool class, she came up and put her arm around me and asked if there was anything she could do to help. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of good people live in the United States. These smart, well-meaning people are just too craven and selfish to tolerate any
longer. People always joke about how lousy everything is here in America. I simply no longer wish to live among them. While romanticizing the America of yore would be a mistake, things sure were a lot better back in the old days. Evan Bayh (D-IN) penned a long article entitled “Why I’m Leaving the Senate,” citing “institutional inertia” and frustration with partisan politics. I don’t think so. In that same spirit, let me offer my reasons for leaving the country.
Source: Harvard Independent